IBM 210 – SAM 88
What’s the difference between a magician and a savings bond? A savings bond will eventually mature and earn money. ———————— What do you call a female magician? a magician, you sexist. ———————- What’s the difference between a magician and an iPhone? The iPhone has 32 gigs…. ——————– A Pennsylvania State Trooper pulled a car over … Read more
Magician Jokes Q) How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb? A) Change it into what? Q) Okay, how many magicians does it take to replace a light bulb? A) Fifteen. One to replace it, six to say, “You flashed!” and eight to say, “Let me show you my version of that.”
‘Tis the season for Santa Jokes… What does Santa use to clean his sleigh? Comet. Why does Santa use GPS? He doesn’t want to be a lost Claus. Where does Santa stay on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel. Who says “Oh, oh, oh?” Santa Claus walking backward. What did the ocean say when Santa flew over? … Read more
‘Tis the season for Santa Jokes… What does Santa use to clean his sleigh? Comet. Why does Santa use GPS? He doesn’t want to be a lost Claus. Where does Santa stay on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel. Who says “Oh, oh, oh?” Santa Claus walking backward. What did the ocean say when Santa flew over? … Read more
Hare Raising A bald magician pulled a rabbit out of a hat. Then he put the rabbit right on top of his head and gently lowered the hat down over the rabbit until the rabbit was completely covered. After a couple seconds of wearing the hat, the magician quickly lifted the hat back up, and … Read more