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IBM 210 - SAM 88

Funny Business #3

'Tis the season for Santa Jokes...

  • What does Santa use to clean his sleigh? Comet.
  • Why does Santa use GPS? He doesn’t want to be a lost Claus.
  • Where does Santa stay on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
  • Who says “Oh, oh, oh?” Santa Claus walking backward.
  • What did the ocean say when Santa flew over? Nothing. It just waved.
  • What do you call Santa when he’s on a break? A Santa pause.
  • Which of Santa’s reindeer has the best moves? Dancer.
  • Where does Santa store his suit? In his Claus-et.
  • Why is Santa so good at karate? He’s got a black belt.
  • What did one of Santa’s helpers say to the other? Let’s take an elfie.
  • What did Santa and Mrs. Claus name their daughter? Mary Christmas.
  • How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing. It was on the house.
  • Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners? Rude-olph.
  • What do you call Santa’s helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
  • What did Santa say after returning to the North Pole? There’s snow place like home.
  • What did Santa say to the comedian? You sleigh me.
  • How do you invite Santa to a party? You request his presents.
  • What do you call someone afraid of Santa? A Claus-trophic.
  • What’s a cat’s favorite holiday song? “Here Comes Santa Claws.”
  • What did Santa do when his sleigh broke down? He got it mistle-toed.
  • What happens when Santa gets stuck in the chimney? He gets claus-trophobia.



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