IBM 210 – SAM 88
Caption Contest I am at a loss for words on this one, so I will open it up to all the club members. Secretary for a day. How do you caption this photo? Time to give the witches their spotlight There’s a sign outside the witch’s house on my street. “Witches parking only! All … Read more
In this month’s Funny Business we share some of John Osborne’s favorite gags courtesy of Ming Why are Fire Engines Red Why are fire engines red? A hook and ladder is a fire engine, a ladder has rungs which is the past tense of ring, and when that bell rings you can hear it for … Read more
In this month’s Funny Business we share some of John Osborne’s favorite gags courtesy of Ming Why are Fire Engines Red Why are fire engines red? A hook and ladder is a fire engine, a ladder has rungs which is the past tense of ring, and when that bell rings you can hear it for … Read more
Not terribly punny… A good magician’s assistant is hard to find. They’re highly sawed after. The magician was sad he’d failed at his trick. He became a wand erring soul. The magician was unrecognisable in the street. He always kept his hoodini up. The magician got so angry he pulled his hair out. The chocolate … Read more
Two magicians walk into a bakery The first palms 3 donuts. He then snidely challenges the other magician to perform a trick of equal benefit. The second magician then calls the baker and asks for 3 donuts if he’d like to see a magic trick. The baker does his part and provides the donuts. The … Read more
Little Johnny, the magician’s son “What’s your father’s occupation?” asked the schoolteacher. “He’s a magician, ma’am,” said Little Johnny. “How interesting. What’s his favorite trick?” asked the teacher. “He saws people in half,” answered Little Johnny. “Wow! That must be amazing to watch,” said the teacher. “Do you have any brothers or sisters?” And Little … Read more
A cruise ship hired a magician to entertain the passengers. Since the passengers changed every four or five days, the magician was able to perform the same tricks over and over. Unfortunately, the Captain of the ship had a parrot who sat around and watched the magician perform his tricks, over and over. Eventually, the parrot … Read more