Caption Contest
I am at a loss for words on this one, so I will open it up to all the club members. Secretary for a day. How do you caption this photo?
Time to give the witches their spotlight
- There's a sign outside the witch's house on my street. "Witches parking only! All others will be toad."
- I went to witch school when I was a kid. I didn't love it, all we did was spelling.
- Be careful of angry witches. They tend to fly off the handle.
- Witches don't really like martial arts. The only exception is taekwando.
- I couldn't read the witch's handwriting at all, she always wrote in curse-ive
What’d the fisherman say to the magician?
Pick a cod. Any cod.
Magician mugging
I got mugged by a magician the other day. He pulled a knife on me, but what was weird is that it was behind my ear the whole time.
Magician: and now for my final trick! I will disappear!
Then he grabs a pear from under the table and says: you're the worst fruit ever!
Magician: I can make anything disappear
Tom: ***holding cup*** do it to my tea!
Magician: ***waves hand*** done!
om: ***holding cup*** it didn’t work.
Magician: ***waves hand*** done!
om: ***holding cup*** it didn’t work.
