'Tis the season for Santa Jokes...
- What does Santa use to clean his sleigh? Comet.
- Why does Santa use GPS? He doesn’t want to be a lost Claus.
- Where does Santa stay on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
- Who says “Oh, oh, oh?” Santa Claus walking backward.
- What did the ocean say when Santa flew over? Nothing. It just waved.
- What do you call Santa when he’s on a break? A Santa pause.
- Which of Santa’s reindeer has the best moves? Dancer.
- Where does Santa store his suit? In his Claus-et.
- Why is Santa so good at karate? He’s got a black belt.
- What did one of Santa’s helpers say to the other? Let’s take an elfie.
- What did Santa and Mrs. Claus name their daughter? Mary Christmas.
- How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing. It was on the house.
- Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners? Rude-olph.
- What do you call Santa’s helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
- What did Santa say after returning to the North Pole? There’s snow place like home.
- What did Santa say to the comedian? You sleigh me.
- How do you invite Santa to a party? You request his presents.
- What do you call someone afraid of Santa? A Claus-trophic.
- What’s a cat’s favorite holiday song? “Here Comes Santa Claws.”
- What did Santa do when his sleigh broke down? He got it mistle-toed.
- What happens when Santa gets stuck in the chimney? He gets claus-trophobia.
