Bad Jokes
- How does Tara stay cool in the summer? She uses slight-of-fan.
- A good magician's assistant is hard to find. They're highly sawed after.
- Mike's son asked him to make him a paper airplane. He tried all the magic he knew but his son is still just a boy.
- What's a magician's favorite kind of tree? The palm tree.
- What do you call a magician on a plane? A flying sorcerer!
- How many magicians does it take to do magic? Just one will do the trick.
- Who doesn't go to the emergency room after losing a thumb? A Magician
- Dan's therapist suggested he write a letter to his wife to explain that he is addicted to buying magic. But he just couldn't pick up the Penn and Teller.
Good Jokes
