A magician looking for a new trick went to a newly opened magic shop. The clerk handed him an ordinary-looking pair of glasses and said, "Only $1,000."
The magician was shocked. "A thousand bucks for a pair of glasses?"
"Try 'em on; they're special glasses."
He tried them on and suddenly the clerk was naked. So were the shoppers! He removed the glasses and everyone was clothed. "Sold!", he said.
Riding the bus home, he put the glasses on again. The bus driver was naked and all the passengers were naked! He took them off and everyone was clothed again. When he got home, he put his new glasses on before opening the front door. When he entered the living room, there on the sofa were his wife and his best friend, naked! He took the glasses off, but they were still naked.
"Damn!" he said. "A thousand bucks for a magic trick and in 30 minutes it's already broken!"
Pictured above is Phill Mann (M.A.N.N.) Magic Mann (M.A.N.N.) performing the classic Linking Rings. Phil was known not only for his smooth magic, but for a look that could only be described as “full-service magician.” With a mullet in the back, legendary sideburns on the sides, aviator sunglasses up front, and a mustache that clearly had magical powers of its own, Phil brought an entire illusion to the stage before the rings even linked.
